project: make it sew!

Update!

windscryer Oct 21, 2012 15:44

( Or SHE LIVES! SHE LIIIIIIVES! *thunder&lightning* )

internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, stop! hammertime., stand back--she might asplode, eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh, *hiding in the panic room*, more ridiculous than aliens invading, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, *spazzes flails and dies*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, someone (fictional) is going to die, goals i haz them, zomj!!!!!, \o/, fandom is awesomesauce, i'm sort of freaking out, *dances*, she's thinking again..., reasons i belong in a nuthouse, oops! i did it again, dear stars they're gonna let me teach, making words my bitches since 1982, wardrobe!, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), rl haz kidnapped me--halp!, plotting against the neighbors--again, project: nanowrimo, *conflicted but determined*, all skool & no sleep makes maja- -_-zzzz, wtf maja are you on drugs?, life experience is good for you--no rly, okay random, project: randomacts, project: make it sew!, all your world are belong to me, killed ded by the awesome, *dolphin noises*, one of those days i-- squirrel!

Welding, Whining, and Woobie!faces.

windscryer May 10, 2012 21:31

So we actually got to weld in class this morning. For like five glorious hours. So awesome ( Read more... )

*cries*, plotting against the neighbors--again, one of those days i get all: determined, *drama queen*, and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', i can't blame this on alcohol, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, there are no thinkythoughts here, reasons i belong in a plastic bubble, that's gonna leave a mark, goals i haz them, life experience is good for you--no rly, whine and cheese hour on the patio, *facepalm*, brb have to go die now, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, today's icon is ironic, one of those days i get all: derpy, project: make it sew!, oops! i did it again, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), *headdesk*, kill me now, i know where i've been, one of those days i-- squirrel!

SAILOR MOUTH: ENGAGED

windscryer May 05, 2012 12:40

Holy fucks. I forgot to account for my adjustment. SHIT.

Now I need to go buy more eyelet trim.

#%@$#&!#$%@!

caution: raging bitch ahead, there is not enough prozac in the world, *not amused*, #%@$#&!#$%@!, stop! hammertime., stand back--she might asplode, *twitch*, *hates*, one of those days i get all: creative, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., there are no thinkythoughts here, someone (fictional) is going to die, whine and cheese hour on the patio, goals i haz them, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, one of those days i get all: derpy, today would be much easier if i drank, william tell i am not, oops! i did it again, one of those days i get all: killey, *headdesk*, *cries*, srslywtf?, *drama queen*, no i don't have anything better to do., i can't blame this on alcohol, life experience is good for you--no rly, okay random, ;_;, ranty rant, project: make it sew!

SEWING STEP TWO: CUT SOME BITCHES.

windscryer Apr 28, 2012 22:44

First of all... SON OF A BISCUIT! I HAD THIS WHOLE POST DONE AND READY TO GO AND HARVÉ RESTARTED FOR NO DAMN REASON AND ATE IT. *insert sailor cussing*

GRR. ARGH.

*sigh*

( Anyway. Onto the better stuff, eh? )

ohmychuck!, ask the audience, no i don't have anything better to do., *conflicted but determined*, *twirls*, and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *hates*, one of those days i get all: creative, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *spazzes flails and dies*, want 2b the very best like no 1 ever was, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, life experience is good for you--no rly, goals i haz them, *seal clap*, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, the other girl who waited, \o/, pics or it didn't happen, project: make it sew!, *dances*, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, all your world are belong to me, *dolphin noises*, *headdesk*, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids)

Question for my fellow seamstresses (and tailors?)

windscryer Apr 24, 2012 16:59

So further research conducted furtively in the breaks in homework that are necessary to prevent unfortunate public relations and/or international incidents has left me confused. Some say buy patterns to your figure type and shorten or lengthen as needed to fit your height, others say buy to your stature and widen or narrow as needed to fit your ( Read more... )

rl haz kidnapped me--halp!, i can haz explanashun?, one of those days i get all: determined, some days i miss the open ocean, ask the audience, *conflicted but determined*, notquitethinkythoughts, *hiding in the panic room*, via ljapp, goals i haz them, flist of win, the other girl who waited, project: make it sew!, end-of-semester-itis, brb stocking the panic room with ammo, *watching the skies*, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids)

Another random thought about my current (non-fandom) obsession.

windscryer Apr 22, 2012 11:27

So the upside of knowing the truth about my body size and shape is that I can fix it and make things that will truly fit. The downside? I don't want to wear anything in my closet because I am now hyperaware of how much it doesn't fit ( Read more... )

i have proof i'm a freak, *cries*, *sadface*, there is not enough prozac in the world, some days i miss the open ocean, pwned by my own dna, stop! hammertime., *conflicted but determined*, notquitethinkythoughts, i overshare because i overcare, *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, i can't blame this on alcohol, want 2b the very best like no 1 ever was, goals i haz them, whine and cheese hour on the patio, okay random, ;_;, the other girl who waited, today would be much easier if i drank, project: make it sew!, she's thinking again..., reasons i belong in a nuthouse, *headdesk*

Complications, Conspiracies, and Consternation

windscryer Apr 22, 2012 10:29

( So two things happened yesterday that relate to my quest to become a Pokémon Master seamstress. )

i have proof i'm a freak, waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, *not amused*, pwned by my own dna, stop! hammertime., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *hates*, one of those days i get all: creative, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, want 2b the very best like no 1 ever was, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, whine and cheese hour on the patio, goals i haz them, *bleepitybleepbleep*, today would be much easier if i drank, i'm sort of freaking out, william tell i am not, end-of-semester-itis, one of those days i get all: killey, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, kill me now, *cries*, *passes out*, *drama queen*, i use too many tags/this is one of them, notquitethinkythoughts, *conflicted but determined*, no i don't have anything better to do., just when you think it's safe..., wtf maja are you on drugs?, the other girl who waited, project: make it sew!, i don't want to live on this planet anym, fuck you very much

IT STARTS.

windscryer Apr 21, 2012 02:04

Here we go people. This is really happening ( Read more... )

shiiiiiiny!, rimshot, ohmychuck!, i use too many tags/this is one of them, i did it for the lulz, stop! hammertime., *twirls*, one of those days i get all: creative, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *spazzes flails and dies*, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, we are so happy we do the dance of joy!, wtf maja are you on drugs?, one of those days i get all: sanguine, goals i haz them, *seal clap*, zomj!!!!!, \o/, pics or it didn't happen, project: make it sew!, *dances*, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, all your world are belong to me, *dolphin noises*, dear stars they're gonna let me teach, killed ded by the awesome

It only took me thirty freaking years...

windscryer Apr 18, 2012 19:47

But I've finally gotten into this whole "looking like a woman" thing, right? With the pretty clothes and all. However, I'm finding that at my, shall we say, generous size, clothing manufacturers have given me two options: Cow or slut ( Read more... )

plotting against the neighbors--again, stop! hammertime., no i don't have anything better to do., i overshare because i overcare, one of those days i get all: creative, more ridiculous than aliens invading, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, wtf maja are you on drugs?, goals i haz them, life experience is good for you--no rly, okay random, i'm clever & creative. you? are fucked., project: make it sew!, she's thinking again..., wardrobe!, no srsly wtf are you doing guys?